Tyranny of the scale

It says I am overweight. I don't care.

The great thing about growing older is that I no longer care, at all, about my weight.  

In fact, I don’t give a flash-frozen rat’s ass about it, as my late journalism buddy David Holwerk would say.   

I am 5 feet, 3 inches tall - that’s 160 cm for those of you enlightened ones who use the sensible metric system - and I weigh about 158 pounds, or a little…